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Bailsworth @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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Fun game to play at the mall: "Worst job ever"I hate spending money on shoes :-(I'm an idiot.
Can anyone recommend a good pair of shoes for trail running??I don't trust people who don't put ketchup on their scrambled eggs. It's just a little shady.
How in the world.....??! http://t.co/XxI6041xfj@rachelveronica oh no. Harry Potter is my happy place. Dont ruin this for me.Internet sucks lately....I'm just going to quietly go back to reading my Harry Potter books.I dont tweet on politics much anymore, so I notice people have been taking the liberty of replying to my tweets from months (years?) ago.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/16/2014: 101 steps and 0 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Too soon to be thinking about this? http://t.co/ZPmvxIklitNap felt aahhhmmaasxzxiinngggPart of me wants to get really drunk and eat pizza now. Another part wants to go lift. The rest of me wants to not move from my bed.@rcdarmy some of it hahaWell, I'm alive! http://t.co/Omgsn4VGA7It's go time. #warriorface #warriordash http://t.co/kEvEaoOjoaMy fitbit #Fitstats for 8/15/2014: 2,346 steps and 0.9 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
If you're into fitness, you should get the PumpUp app....I am obsessed!@I_Hate_Hippies :-o. YOU!@RealMichaelW but hey thanks!@RealMichaelW lol well you look like you're in a lot better shape than im in"@crousselle: @BailofRights http://t.co/HyhNCi5N24".....aaallll night long!!So. I'm feeling a bit of anxiety about tomorrow. #WarriorDashStrange dreamsMy fitbit #Fitstats for 8/14/2014: 9,387 steps and 4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
In Case You're One Of The People Who Hasn't Seen This Yet...You Need To. http://t.co/dhgN3hUVm9 via @chicksonrightI havent had pop in a year and a half, and i am all of a sudden ca-RAVING mountain dew!!@MamaBoling i was jokin...but thanks ;-) hahaDoes mac n cheese count for carb loading?? ...pizza? Um....cake??!? :-(@NormaConnors Fairly decent shape for me is poor shape for most, though :( Eep lol.Anybody ever done the Warrior Dash before?? I'm getting anxious, it's in 2 days, and I'm sure to embarrass myself... Advice!??!Eat then work out? Or work out, THEN eat? Thats the question. :-/My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/13/2014: 10,098 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
I could use a brain massage, on the realz.Today needs to just die a fiery death 1000x over. Brain fried. I need some bed.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/12/2014: 19,299 steps and 8.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
#WhatILearnedToday It might be time to trade in my monkey for a psychiatrist... As long as i can train my psychiatrist to fetch me beer.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/11/2014: 10,094 steps and 4.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Sent home an hour early from work! Im okay with that :-)My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/10/2014: 487 steps and 0.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/08/2014: 8,941 steps and 3.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@TimGamble Hey, thanks!Took me two days to record this song!! I'm pretty satisfied with how it came out though :) Hope you like it. https://t.co/Xz8f1vSGCH@tarawhite161 well i sure hope their imagination is more flattering than the reality of it.Is it bad that i skipped the gym today cause i didnt want to put on pants? Yep, working out at home means no pants.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/07/2014: 18,283 steps and 8.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@ginthegin yea it was just a few seconds.Ever have half your tongue briefly go numb? cause that just happened to me. WTF??Just spent 2.5 hrs at the gym because im way behind in training for the #warriordash. Sort of panicking!I hate sleeping in so late :-( whats news??My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/06/2014: 10,660 steps and 4.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
This song is adorable :-) http://t.co/glGaV88fIvWas all dressed and ready for work. Last minute, i decided to look at the schedule to see when i work next... ...I dont work today.My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/05/2014: 8,473 steps and 3.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/04/2014: 1,073 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@KristinaRibali both!Dear God people are weird. :-/My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/03/2014: 1,635 steps and 0.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
Ill be spending the day lying on the couch, if anyone needs me :-)My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/02/2014: 5,927 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
My newest nephew, Jude Simon Purdy! He's even handsomer in person :-) http://t.co/64Fp5FYbie@NorthernGrizzly oh I can share now...i have another baby nephew! Woot!This expresses, fairly accurately, how I feel after being awake for 27 hours. #derp http://t.co/9P3cFOYJeXI hate having secrets and not being able to share!! Eeeep!
Okay for real, the blaze needs to stop posting dumbass ghost stories.
Did another cover. Check 'er out --> https://t.co/iM0NLNOt5Y
Baaahaha!!! Who remembers this!?? I dare you to listen to the lyrics and NOT burst out laughing! I'm dying. https://t.co/OfGkgUSKeWk so blogging failed. what song should i learn on guitar tonight?Hey. Entertain me!Obama to Netanyahu: "Israel is in no position to choose it's mediators." Wow. Interesting conversation --> http://t.co/FTM2fnB0mU@sgtwolverine id need fries with it!I feel really, really behind in knowing what's going on in the world. Catch up is hard, man.But ya know, I'm sure those guys have a record n'stuff. Filed under "What'sHisFace"My bro-in-law used to be a patrol officer. His favorite was pulling over illegals, getting no/fake ID & being forced to let them go.Last tweet was because of this dumbassery. http://t.co/hlQwn0Z4Fu@tarawhite161 i don't have the cajones.So,ICE's priority is to deport illegals w/ criminal records, but isn't it hard to keep a record on someone who's UNFREAKINGDOCUMENTED?Well written, and 100% spot on --> Media Prey Upon Strange New Species: Virgins http://t.co/9qPiFLTFfVI dont know how to sneak a picture, but OMG giys, Jack Sparrow is here at Starbucks!!Feels like a blogging day. Now what to blog about?
You know you're having a bad month when That 70's Show makes you cry. #fmlKnow what i need? A malt. And the History Channel.@Alianora84 @oooitsleah @CraigR3521 @garysteveneaton well i feel better now that i told him canceling on me was tacky & disrespectful :-)Pretty sure I should have grown up in the 50's.@garysteveneaton yeah, I know. @oooitsleah @Alianora84@oooitsleah tell me about it. Im so tired of trying to date. Its exhausting and makes me act stupid. @Alianora84@Alianora84 "I'm just super busy today" is not an emergency in my book.At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I sighed as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I'd seen.
Retweeted by BailsworthI want to rip my hair out. Who cancels plans an hr before youre sposed to meet up w/ someone?! Assholes. Thats who. Guys are effing stupid.Girl who took my order McDonald's just told me I look pretty. :-) Made my day!My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/27/2014: 5,266 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3Its too early to go home. Bout to karaoke some "we will rock you". Bitches.
People say women are hard to understand?!?? NO. Trying to understand guys dumbass signals, I may as well be trying to decipher morse code.I need a playlist for a "men suck" kinda mood today. I know, I know, I'm being childish....but here's the thing--I don't care.ALERT: RT @ScholarlyChick She's my niece. We're worried sick. #BringAmberleyHome http://t.co/17NwaJS4D8 #AL #Mobile #Bama #alabama #mobwx
Retweeted by BailsworthI hate that i wear my ‹3 on my sleeve. Always bites me in the ass, but ill probly never change. Im banking on it working in my favor somedayMy fitbit #Fitstats for 7/26/2014: 21,742 steps and 9.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/agLeSYJ8y3
@SJoy29 thanks!WOW. This is powerful! --> Shalom, motherf****r. http://t.co/NlFJocDqzk via @timesofisrael #IStandWithIsraelJust ran 1.75 miles without taking a walk break.....Guys. I've never done that before!!
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