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BaileyCon @BailofRights Des Moines, IA

Iowanian. Nurse. I like to sing and play guitar. Sometimes I've got opinions, and sometimes I just don't give a crap. You'll know, either way.

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I am shaking with anger and tears in my eyes at the end of this video. #DefundPlannedParenthood ALREADY!!! http://t.co/cs26suu3tI
7/28
2015
@UCCowboy kindaMy options for the night are: 1: Eat my feelings. 2: Drink my feelings. 3: Drink my feelings in Nyquil. Decisions, decisions...Sometimes, I really effin hate texting ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ต
7/26
2015
@DavidJBohm no. Actually bout started my condo on fire...and he stuck around! Apparently he's into pyros or something ๐Ÿ˜œSpeechless. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ’•@TheBrandonMorse Ooh there's an idea!--Err, I mean, YOU CHAUVINIST MALE PIG!!Cooking dinner for a boy tonight...I am nervous. What if my cooking sucks? What was I thinking? OMG what do I wear?!!?@FunkynFortunate lol no....but I really should have an emergency wine stash in my room!Bedroom doorknob is broken, and I'm trapped in here...fortunately I didn't leave my phone in another room, and I have an attached bathroom.Iowa Gov Branstad Orders Review to Ensure Planned Parenthood is De-funded http://t.co/heRe6n4o9X @iowartl @bailofrights @iowagoper @sbalist
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7/21
2015
I just painted my nails last night and I already want to paint them a different color. Its 5freaking30 in the morning. I have a problem.
7/20
2015
I am always awake like 2 hours before everyone else in the house ๐Ÿ˜
7/18
2015
Woke up 2 pounds lighter, whaaaat!
7/17
2015
Just got home from a date. We talked guns and politics....and He started it. This could be the beginning of something beautiful :-pRIP #FoxNews. Its been a slow and painful death so far, but giving Meghan McCain more air time should be the final blow....So...#FoxNews decided they don't want to be taken seriously, anymore?Eff my job right now.
7/16
2015
Legitimately thought I just heard thunder. Know what it was? My belly. For real.@HesNotTheStig Lol!@HesNotTheStig no. Its the schedule.Just remembered a big reason I ended up going into nursing. And it has nothing to do with nursing.
7/13
2015
@uncle_doug i most definitely plan to! @PGHMrapsI just had one of he creepiest dreams of my life. I was being stalked, and this chick killed someone she though was my dad, but it wasn't...My favorite new music discovery from #8035music yesterday was Pretty Girl Hate Machine! Follow them and check out their music!--> @PGHMrapsDear ACLU, a music festival is not the place to try to recruit me. Come to think of it, no place is good for you to recruit me.... #nopeDown 4 lbs from my last weigh in :-)
7/12
2015
Goal for the night: get @weezer to follow me on twitter!!!! #8035music #weezerHand hearts are for douches. #8035musicAt #8035! Cloud Nothings playing right now'--great show.....tonight is @Weezer!!!!!!! http://t.co/S2haHWSAlr
7/11
2015
You know you're not ready for adulthood when 3/4 of your wardrobe qualifies as lounge wear.You know you're an adult when you use terms like "lounge wear."
7/6
2015
Hold on just a sec...so....soccer is still a thing?So I took a perfectly good song and ruined it with some cheesy green screen effects....You're welcome! https://t.co/0OnqiiDilm@mooshakins yeah i haven't slept in like 30 hours lolmy green screen test video, lol https://t.co/jMCMOu1a5G
7/5
2015
My green screen has arrived!!! ๐Ÿ˜
7/3
2015
Listening to this band and song for the first time, and it gave me goosebumps. The guitar and her voice and the druโ€ฆ http://t.co/tTzGDeID8C
7/1
2015
I can't people today. ๐Ÿ˜‘
6/29
2015
When an atheist tells me what the Bible says I suppose it's a lot like how a woman feels when a man tells her about being pregnant.
Retweeted by BaileyConThe rainbows can go away now, mmk?
6/28
2015
Throwing up in my mouth a little tonight. Just from mushy Facebook statuses.
6/27
2015
Sooo...I think I want to take this vacation. http://t.co/BVJRbZhD4KI officially have a sick obsession with Dr. Who. I found myself daydreaming about the Dr. coming to take me away :-)Ice cream delivery needs to be a thing. #shitthatmattersMy ONLY beef: if churches are going to be treated as the cupcake companies have, Hell will be raised. Quite literally. God won't have it.
6/26
2015
@ItsThatBriGuy haha!!To leave. https://t.co/FBe3VrXsc3Trying very hard not to be an asshole today. :)my cover of Mirror by Justin Timberlake https://t.co/DpL1dKiTI6Some girls spend money on clothes, and mani/pedis. Me? I just bought a green screen. #geeklife@TimGamble thx for the RT!Did a Justin Timberlake cover of Mirror. Please Like it if you like it, and share!! ๐Ÿ˜†: https://t.co/onXU4pwQg2
6/25
2015
Rooahhh!!It's a rainy day, so I recorded a song for a rainy day! Please like it & share :) I'm Not the Only One https://t.co/HtBOuoUICX via @YouTubeToo early. Can't fall back asleep....coffee time, I guess.
6/24
2015
What 2 songs should I so for my The Voice audition (video submission)? I can't decide.
6/22
2015
@charlenezale how was I not following you?! I'm such a derp
6/18
2015
It had to be done. You're welcome. #transracial #transgender #transspiecies http://t.co/UZKuHhteMy
6/14
2015
#AskRachel Who won??? https://t.co/OKPtjAMIRF#askRachel Hey girl, I like your fraux ;-)it's so cooold in tha D! https://t.co/hdU3P5WZlZ
6/13
2015
What was Willis talking about? #AskRachel
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6/12
2015
Omg Moaning Myrtle is on Dr. Who!!!<----- Newly obsessed with Dr. Who!!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•ง๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿ•‘
6/9
2015
""Hot pockets and a bong...all systems go..." - @BOOB_level
6/7
2015
@JDtheBard haha awww :-)@lembas_n_coffee that's what I'm thinking. I need to just put my phone down and relax. Er, my friend. Right.After a first date, if it went well, who should text first and when?? Asking for a friend...
6/6
2015
The #manbun needs to go away right this minute.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft mutilating your genitals is "brave."#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft any good the founding fathers did is canceled out because OMG guys they owned SLAVES.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft you cant be racist and a liberal at the same time.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be a woman, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be black, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft its OK to be gay, but only if you're a liberal.#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft We didn't build this :-(#ThingsILearnedFromTheLeft -- disagreeing with someone makes you either a -ist or -phobic.OMGSH I don't care about nasty Bruce Jenner. HE can really just go away now.
6/1
2015
I'm tempted. https://t.co/WjWjCVZ9tu
5/30
2015
@ddfissell I appreciate the offer to pay me but I'm just not interested. I am not good at delivering someone else's parody songs.@ddfissell with what?
5/25
2015
My amusing thoughts on the #BadBlood music video, and confusion at Lena Dunham's role ---> http://t.co/dj0MHXGSfhTook a nap. Dreamt I had cake. Woke up....there is no cake. #GoodbyeCruelWorld
5/18
2015
One pantsuit, two pantsuits, red pantsuit, blue pantsuit #HillaryChildrensBooks
5/16
2015
Recording spoof :D
5/15
2015
Hate being the first to wake up when staying at a hotel with people.... so boredddd!!!
5/13
2015
Just finished writing another political spoof, this time of an Ariana Grande song. ๐Ÿ˜‚ get ready for a lot more #bailofrights awkwardness!!
5/12
2015
Spoof writing 2015.....has commenced! ๐Ÿ˜‚
5/11
2015
Watching Interstellar..... This is actually a pretty solid movie!!Good morning, and Happy Mothers Day. Gals, you have one of the two most important professions ever! ๐Ÿ’•
5/10
2015
I know I'm super late to the party, but American Sniper was fantastic. Wow.***Finally*** watching American Sniper! http://t.co/g6TZ1QVGFvThanks to all who offered prayers for my grandma &family. She sadly passed away yesterday morning. She was a sweet lady, & is sorely missed.
5/9
2015
Just had the night from hell. who wants to come give me a scalp massage?@Bleeever thank you :-)
5/8
2015
Got my first ever manicure yesterday!! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’… http://t.co/LJnEmsf5ZS
5/7
2015
Happy #NursesWeek to my fellow RNs :)I will be going on my first ever adventure to a nail salon later today....I'm excited! #manicure #nailsalonvirgin
5/6
2015
Grandma went to hospice ๐Ÿ˜ž she's very confused. Glad my dad & his siblings are there with her. Still asking for prayers for Gma & family, plz
5/5
2015
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