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Free WiFi on a London bus. Sponsored by an ice-cream co. Telcos are a long way down list of top WiFi stakeholders http://t.co/BDl1VNUSfp
Retweeted by Brian S Hallwas Barry there? https://t.co/cjXVewxC3E
Chimpanzees: 1 7-month-old fetus: 0preach https://t.co/JV2bZ3PLekNo, Apple. Giving Beyonce a special Apple Watch doesn’t make you cool or hip. http://t.co/616w3HsmU3Aw nice. Where'd you get the hello kitty bumper? http://t.co/xBo2pS9L07Nanotechnology has been successfully used to cleanse blood vessels and reduce chance of heart attacks http://t.co/6nd9byP2uP
Retweeted by Brian S HallSelfie-stick haters rejoice—LG's new wide-angle selfie-cams could kill the rod. @leeminjeong83 http://t.co/pI64ta6gnb http://t.co/SE26dUBh52
Retweeted by Brian S HallIt's not just that the women on Fox News are prettier. It's that they may enjoy sex. Unlike prudish progressives. http://t.co/YHof7S5ilxMamaw https://t.co/WP2RI9yKniI'm Apple Apple. She's Apple Watch Apple. But he's Beyoncé Apple Watch Apple.Time, saved. Bitches. https://t.co/a6rDc6W1FH@blenderhd truthThis article from Oberlin College must be from some RWNJ. It can't possibly be how these students actually think. http://t.co/0zSBhcSl2bApple gets its AARP card. Rushes to buy new outfits at Forever 21. http://t.co/616w3HsmU3The heart rate sensor in Apple Watch uses what is known as photoplethysmography. That’s right, photoplethysmography! http://t.co/4fkTGANLtYTwo years ago Tesla didn't sell itself to Google. Two years from now Nokia might make smartphones. Fuck but it's a slow Monday in tech.Billion-dollar idea: a $100 per year Google notifications concierge service for Apple Watch… http://t.co/W0eQVZJumOhot mom https://t.co/4oytleg0JdHow Apple Watch Measures Your Heart Rate http://t.co/4fkTGANLtYGonna go drink some almond milk cause Brian DGAF.The 16 Best Street-Food Cities in the World, Ranked @Thrillist http://t.co/hb7WTKjUW0@billykaos yesThe Internet was invented so that everyone could express themselves with emoji and digital stickers.They risk their lives to come to America or to Europe because our ways, our culture, our values - and what we value - are superior.You ask me to recite all 20 beers we have on tap and then… http://t.co/V755877bR6
Retweeted by Brian S HallWoman in $16,000 Venmo Debt to Former Brunch Companions: http://t.co/PatLfQvwPt
Retweeted by Brian S HallDrake Makes Up With Madonna By Giving Her His Apple Watch (spoiler: not really) http://t.co/W0eQVZJumO@haymoose official posts@BradChacos good for her!Any journalists or editors at Buzzfeed resign yet over the deleting of posts due to advertiser pressure?I think this is Ben's best insight ;-) https://t.co/NL6SWNqtu9Calm the fuck down, Too Long Handshake Guy.
Retweeted by Brian S HallThe Emperor Wears No Apple Watch http://t.co/RLY7XvJ2pKWhen smart people say dumb things Apple is probably involved http://t.co/GU0Uc0tFMQembrace the douche https://t.co/jU9m6uNmaVThese open carry and similar gun laws are madness. The right wing version of late-term abortions. A perversion of life and common sense..@SanJoseSharks part ways with head coach McLellan: http://t.co/y5HIm8XFoQ http://t.co/MAmiToU6SH
Retweeted by Brian S HallAmazing that as focused "knowledge work" became more critical, we made it as hard as possible to concentrate. https://t.co/li2QDYtDUa
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhat do you get when you eat a weed cookie ? A pot belly .
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhat? It's gotta be 9am on 4/20 somewhere.
And a thousand Pando posts were launched.@HorhayAtAMD ugh. refs calling everything. doing their best to make sure playoff hockey doesn't get too intense. i do not understand.NHL decided game was getting too exciting and the Canucks were pressing so let's stop play.gluten free https://t.co/KtLTWRUkKMCan Tim Tebow skate?Dear Vancouver Canucks: WHAT IN THE HELL!Heard about all these whales that beached themselves the other day. Now I hear about some massive earthquake.When I was in college they taught me about magnetic tapes and importance in computing future. Today's youth: What is a magnetic tape?
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhere'd you get that sweet pink bumper? http://t.co/xJ3Jmxv7vjLot of people don't know this but Einstein's last words were: don't vote for Hillary.When I mention I'm gonna feed the dogs, but don't IMMEDIATELY FEED THE DOGS, they be all like: https://t.co/iNScNacGNgWhat were the other search results? https://t.co/cLOsMNXokCWhen smart people say dumb things Apple is probably involved http://t.co/GU0Uc0tFMQTebow national championship Michigan whoop they ass Tebow national championship #Harbaugh #mgoblue https://t.co/zGmSJldqVh"There must be no siding with fascism. No "understanding" suicide bombers. No excuses for terror." @DAaronovitch > https://t.co/O7ncCVyi57
Retweeted by Brian S HallYes. Boom. https://t.co/86DFJQPwl8#Education makes up 12.9% of public #spending in @OECD countries http://t.co/Lsft21gM5L http://t.co/PjK1JuDpX5
Retweeted by Brian S HallWe are doing less investment in infrastructure than at any time since the WWII on a net basis - watch @FareedZakaria http://t.co/waZB1JKlwz
Retweeted by Brian S HallI need a girlfriend so I have a socially acceptable reason to see Pitch Perfect 2.
Retweeted by Brian S HallBe kind to one another, tender hearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ also has forgiven you. Ephesians 4:32
Retweeted by Brian S HallBig fight here. Best song ever. Jump Around, I say. Come on Eileen, they say.If you die at an Olive Garden, the servers are obligated to grate cheese over you until rigor mortis causes your mouth to say, "when."
Retweeted by Brian S HallProbably not a hopeful sign that the Obama Administration no longer afraid to say the word terrorist. But I hope I am wrong.WH: "That these terrorists killed these men solely because of their faith lays bare the terrorists’ vicious, senseless brutality." 2/2
Retweeted by Brian S Hall@ChucklesBrown @meowth900 maybe. i no longer have to worry about the time something is on. and i can't have tv on while i write, so.@raytida could beI have more TV options than ever before and I watch less TV than ever before. Gotta be something to that. Just don't know what.Revealing that progressive, morally anointed juggernauts like @JohnFugelsang make light of genocide against Christians.
Retweeted by Brian S HallWhy is "Furious 7" breaking records in China? It doesn't hurt that state-backed China Film owns 10% of it. Scoop: http://t.co/a7azjWibHq
Retweeted by Brian S Hall“Apple Watch will become Apple’s most profitable product ever” My God, the breadth of stupid in this assertion. http://t.co/GU0Uc0tFMQ@ow meerkat that bitchActually, it's about Buzzfeed.Wife making chocolate chip cookies. OH HELLS YES.@brandonleblanc bit less douchebagThe "follow me while I go try on Apple Watch" posts are the most douchebag things I've read this year.@AMatthiesen you badass@edbott awesome!I love sans serif fonts. http://t.co/kgabmxc3JBWelp http://t.co/9bvdeGnF8J
Retweeted by Brian S HallToday in 1882 - Charles Robert Darwin, naturalist (Origin of Species), dies at 73. http://t.co/avCxgUsF8Z
Retweeted by Brian S HallSlave collar, AD 4th-6th c. "I have fled, hold me; when you bring me back to my master Zoninus..." 📷 Sebastià Giralt http://t.co/jMRpl4d1EJ
Retweeted by Brian S HallSo take my strong advice. https://t.co/MK9XkUmQJo@JackGMarch lol@WhatTheBit and he's a journalist now? ;-)@WhatTheBit @CNBC wow. we totally chose the wrong careers. i'm probably actually smart enough to be a lawyer.When smart people say dumb things Apple is probably involved http://t.co/GU0Uc0tFMQ@GlennThrush @Penenberg did Business Insider fire him? I read a couple of his pieces. Was skeptical. They were very good.Green Day? In the rock and roll hall of fame? Fucking horseshit.I have fallen into deep like with ceramic knives.The Albert Einstein font makes anything you write seem...a little smarter: https://t.co/ubPSDsp16T @HaraldGeisler http://t.co/SyrS7OFZUu
Retweeted by Brian S HallNEW: @Calgaryexpo faces consumer backlash after expelling female critics of feminism http://t.co/NGDZ1x0wj8 http://t.co/vlPIjVBOTN
Retweeted by Brian S HallUs Christians should not mock the new progressives from limiting art and expression. Let's welcome them. Culture matters.omg https://t.co/KUs6nROrTGCHART: Hillary's 1-Hour Speaking Fee ($300K) is More Than Avg. CEO Makes All Year ($216K) @larry_kudlow http://t.co/OQAVQ9mRuT
Retweeted by Brian S HallGive them another chance https://t.co/ZqtuzCvKB4$13 (66% off) Samsung 32GB MicroSD Card Class 10 48MB/s http://t.co/srsj2Nw8wE $23 for 64GB 8,000+ Reviews/4.5Stars http://t.co/VdxWaPx0sO
Retweeted by Brian S HallGonna dress you up in my love.Lol https://t.co/vWnkPUZYcw