Quantcast
Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Writer/reporter/multi-media guy based in Denver.

1,163 Following   1,896 Followers   2,196 Tweets

Join Twitter 10/3/09

Reverse Tweets
Brunch is a waste of time, money and drunken pleasure that you don't have http://t.co/Lt63dTAq1g @ShawnMicallef
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
8/31
2014
This summer will be known to historians years from now as the 'Great Dirtbag-to-Denver Migration of 2014' #legalweed
8/14
2014
"Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke." - F Scott Fitzgerald #writetip
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
8/13
2014
The ISIS territory looks gerrymandered.
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
8/8
2014
A single mother prepares for war: What challenges do low-income women face when they're deployed? http://t.co/kNhqGYvyiF
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
8/4
2014
FL nudist dad convicted for taking, sharing naked photos of his daughters with other men http://t.co/GBhNgryl3z
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
7/20
2014
@APkristenwyatt "The ladies really enjoyed it..." Ha, what a perfect quote.
7/8
2014
@thejohndicker @guyincognito Agree. Last night opted for Yak & Yeti over Little India. Worth the drive for sure.3 new trendy restaurants open every week in urban #Denver but still no good Indian takeout to speak of. Thank God for the suburbs.YouTube, like Netflix, is now publicly shaming internet providers for slow video http://t.co/trW0jANiUn http://t.co/0IHat9TTRY
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
7/6
2014
Fascinating graphics show who owns all the major brands in the world http://t.co/KSXMVaCCeS http://t.co/FZvPLJMWVM
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
7/3
2014
If you find parenting a child you love sometimes feels bleak, you're not alone http://t.co/9aPtcXoUNq via @NYTopinion
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/30
2014
Tsk. If only that poor man smoking crack across from the #Denver Rescue Mission would've learned to toke pot in public like a normal person.
6/18
2014
It sounds as if the Heritage Foundation just staged a real shit show: http://t.co/l14tjypsgH
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherThe mess in Iraq proves America was right to leave: http://t.co/VqE1eCQbyL
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/17
2014
I'll eat when I'm dead.
6/16
2014
Rebels’ Fast Strike in Iraq Was Years in the Making http://t.co/PVZ2Nmn3vc
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/15
2014
Why do we call soccer 'soccer'? http://t.co/m1ovtJQ8QP
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/14
2014
Inside the Strange Battle for Control Over Denver’s #ComicCon Scene http://t.co/pcukrrUGec http://t.co/47h2EtDswN
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/13
2014
The GOP is like a Jacuzzi full of drunk dudes:The more that get in, the more everyone else gets out. So it just gets more hot, loud & gross.@Denver_Bcycle Why blue? Is blue better than red?! *mass hysteria ensues*
6/12
2014
Crazy twist to this story "@DenverPostPicks: Court papers reveal details of Chris "Birdman" Andersen Internet hoax http://t.co/x9YC5HGiGR"from @thefix: The seismic political consequences of Eric Cantor’s stunning loss http://t.co/mtuwNfUxRR
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/11
2014
Fear Of A Punk Decade is fucking dead: My yearlong column on '90s punk ends today at @TheAVClub. Thanks for reading. http://t.co/9PfNH80QGr
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/10
2014
The “consumer groups” opposing net neutrality? Actually funded by the cell industry. Shameful fraud. Great reporting. http://t.co/XUf3fU9Yi5
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/8
2014
Pit bull ban repeal in Aurora likely to make November ballot http://t.co/mj3m6SsUCu
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherInteresting --"@denverpost: Why Colorado's African immigrants are rapidly becoming a political tour de force: http://t.co/XyBOiB0Z2d"
6/3
2014
This is the dude who runs the company that is publishing my book and is dealing with Amazon. He's a "peach." http://t.co/sPKCmyTsmI
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
6/2
2014
Ex-#Boulder cop accused of killing Mapleton elk goes on trial this week http://t.co/t9T3k6nqqf via @mitchellbyars http://t.co/RSYPHDKHA3
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
5/27
2014
@AmberTozer Maybe you just haven't met the right drunk guy in a folding chair?
5/26
2014
@PoliticsPolicys 90 years for robbing 2 video stores? Sounds fair.
5/10
2014
Poll Q for #COpolitics voters: Keystone XL is: 1. a new Coors product; 2. an Olympic-size half pipe; or 3. a Canadian Panama Canal in the US
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
5/7
2014
@AwfullyBrittish That should be a t-shirt!@bromleyfalco Except when you're on a longboard...Then it's Larry.Sooooo many Longboard Larry's skating around downtown Denver right now. #420 #mongoNew documentary, Snows of the Nile, is a visually stunning tale of disappearing glaciers in Uganda http://t.co/2Toco9wbAg
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
4/21
2014
"@pug: @JJacangMaher It's a West Broomfield thing. #represent" Figures.Is it a North Denver thing?Sign outside Denver Mattress Company says "Complimentary hot deluxe". I want to know but am afraid to ask.@NoahVanSciver Play some Brahms with this tweet and you have a Buk poem right there.Smelling 2nd-hand pot smoke around #Denver used to be kind of novel. Now it's just gross. Like inhaling skunk farts outta someone's lungs.
4/17
2014
My piece for @POLITICOMag - How Fracking Could Break Colorado Democrats http://t.co/0odCfDsLui #COpolitics #COleg
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherTo all the urbanites who complain to me about gentrification or new tall developments: I am only nodding so you will shut up and go away.NYT exclusive: Bloomberg will spend $50m this yr building org to counter the NRA. "They have to fear us," he says http://t.co/ItUFUyg0w6
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
4/16
2014
Man, I have to remember to stop breaking the 4th wall Kevin Spacey-style. That last work meeting got awkward. #HouseOfCards@JohnReidyDenver Exactly! Man, we're all totally F'ed.So much pro-fracking propaganda being pumped into every cranny of #Colorado media lately. Even my kid's 'Raffi' Pandora channel isn't safe.Why is it people come to Twitter to complain about things that happened on Facebook but not the other way around?
4/15
2014
Natural parenting tip: Feed your kids whole cooked grains. Scatter across the table like you feed ducks. Teaches nimbleness and health.
4/13
2014
The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny By Two Coloradans http://t.co/BAnuVyfLxH
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
4/12
2014
We don't want #Denver to be the next Amsterdam!! Oh, wait... "@CBSDenver: Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam..."Mayor Hancock is currently on a trade mission to Amsterdam: http://t.co/RWgHONDzBX #marijuana
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher@Eric_A_Anderson @djfroschWSJ Why even tie your Twitter handle to your employer? Is it in your contract? If so: lame. If not: dumb.
4/11
2014
Checkout guy: Do you have a rewards card? Me: Yes, right here. Guy: Do you want to use it? Me: No definitively not. (Long silent standoff.)Denver Post: Old privileged white residents angry at young privileged white residents in Wash Park. Volleyball, etc http://t.co/QvZOCakX0XEditor of @MiamiHerald blasts unprecedented 'culture of censorship at Guantanamo Bay': http://t.co/1pvmS2RuZq
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
4/10
2014
Traffic Circles: A Socialist Plot About Something
4/9
2014
Today I did not hold the door open for a random person as a sign of common courtesy and it felt great.
4/8
2014
IMPORTANT NEW DEVELOPMENT IN SIGN-FLIPPING TECHNOLOGY. http://t.co/ZnAoYMkl5t
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
4/6
2014
Literary-ly funny. "@HumorCode: Packed House at @TatteredCover with @HumorCode and @ColoradoMatters! http://t.co/qeLqw3WhHb"Man, so bone tired from this week... fantasizing about someone removing my bones and wrapping them in special tin foil, like the Wolverine.
4/5
2014
New blog: Things White People Dislike "@Bencjacobs: Mayor for Life Marion Barry: "White people don’t like what they perceive as corruption”Interactive: The impact of motorcycle helmets on deaths http://t.co/6siBjMI0Sb
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherAs a non-pot smoker in #Denver, I report zero change to my daily living experience 3 months into the epic #Colorado legalization test. Weird
4/2
2014
This time of year my human body has evolved to puff estrogen from my glands just so other men don't try to talk with me about basketball.
4/1
2014
Lawsuit: Man Arrested, Searched For Marijuana Solely For Having #Colorado License Plate http://t.co/OrWCdEUQtK
3/31
2014
Sorry Williamsburg, Denver has mo' better beards. #HumorCodeNYC
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherCensus figures reveal the one place with zero Hispanics in all of #Colorado tonight was in the massive line to get into Casa Bonita.
3/30
2014
I can't believe I ate an entire box of Boy Scout cookies! (Deep fried mud)
3/26
2014
Clink this link or the LOL cat dies. http://t.co/bQ7cRyhZ5l
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
3/24
2014
"@HuffingtonPost: 17 everyday words you just might be mispronouncing http://t.co/MD1LN7jkkI" ...if you are a major idiot.
3/23
2014
@JJacangMaher Science! http://t.co/0Dg9rdha1R
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher#IDeclareSanctions against the Russians who flooded the market with bad online porn, thereby undercutting US industry and workers.This is truly metal: Tornado of fire at the Rocky Mountain National Arsenal posted by firefighter in #Denver http://t.co/C8saY44Wq8"
3/22
2014
Names were better in the olden days. http://t.co/4aHKY76gxnWhat Pakistan Knew About Bin Laden http://t.co/wXELqoG4cY
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherShowing a dick on the air is probably the best thing to happen to Fox31 Denver in years http://t.co/gSjTH8EuAa Enjoy the limelight.
3/20
2014
@MarkJohnson303 And in other news: Edward Scissorhands, burrito casserole, erect penis.
3/19
2014
Excuse me, sir. Which way to the artisenal pudding shoppe?Jason Heller's new anthology is one for the ages: http://t.co/8UjMaBs0Te
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
3/18
2014
@tywilc Not even close. Free yourself from the H-word!It has been a year since I pledged to stop using the H-word. It's worn-out meaningless pejorative for young urbanites you hate. Refresh!Man, Colorado schools. You’re coming off a little desperate on this standardized testing thing: http://t.co/he7ZBFuAMa
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
3/11
2014
I will now accept zipties as payment. I just can't get enough of those things.
3/8
2014
Russia taking #Crimea is like the recently divorced dad who lost ownership of his house but still demands control of the detached garage.
3/7
2014
@JohnReidyDenver It's a sad testament to our society's misplaced priorities.@JohnReidyDenver Sorry. Too easy. I couldn't help myself.@JohnReidyDenver I always figured you were more of a bottom.
3/6
2014
Samsung negotiated to have its Galaxy smartphone integrated into the Oscars. http://t.co/wm54BG4M4F (ABC) http://t.co/qWRtMa9aZ9
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherMaybe this headline exits but I haven't seen it. Anyways, my headline wish..."Putin to West: Crimea River"
3/5
2014
I'm having a hard time figuring out where to store all this leftover gluten my family isn't eating. Anyone have tips?
3/1
2014
Denver consumers are nation's biggest tippers, says Square report: http://t.co/MYi25tqaZh by @andyvuong
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
2/28
2014
Hickenlooper: Bobby Jindal is a "cheap shot artist" http://t.co/ZxR4184MU5
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherICYMI: @wuerker's latest cartoon: http://t.co/xOz6M0c6eF http://t.co/s1IISCiC2X
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
2/25
2014
An #infographic showing Ukraine's linguistic and political split http://t.co/ZOLK2mYTHa
Retweeted by Jared Jacang MaherVia @DylanByers: Why live video won't save the news biz: http://t.co/hvrZkVxh84
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
2/24
2014
@BigMediaBlog And in the meantime disclose that Wayne is an insane curmudgeon,Tomorrow don't forget to fly flags at low mast for National 'Twit til you Shit' Day.
2/23
2014
Today Ziggy Marley jogged past me on a trail holding a stick longer than a baton but shorter than a hiking stick. Not a dream. Witnesses!
2/22
2014
Comcast's quiet, audacious grab for the whole damn thing. http://t.co/IqEEp9fbu9 My Monday bit.
Retweeted by Jared Jacang Maher
2/17
2014
« Prev1234567

0

?>