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Wth is going on there? ๐Ÿ˜ง MT @EatThisNotThat: WORST FOOD IN THE WORLD! http://t.co/VGp4ZB2mgX http://t.co/aTjjrhfINc
@crushspread @KWALRULES Everyone knows the best part of HH is watching the couples bicker and/or make fun of their poor outfit choices.<--- ๐Ÿ™ˆ Ohio proud RT @NYDailyNews: Akron woman allegedly stabs man after he ate all the salsa. http://t.co/90KdwDc942 http://t.co/SsuPYWNHdUFirst-Person Singular: Waxahatcheeโ€™s unadulterated songs | http://t.co/Hs8W7oUhRZ via @newyorker + @k_crutchfieldHumorous prints that reveal the tiny, secret confessions of our furry friends http://t.co/6xhymXetFE http://t.co/Bjl1TbfIwO
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Really regretting watching that Scientology docu before bedtime. Now I have nightmares of thetans and Xenu to look forward to.Sunday blues with Billie Holiday http://t.co/WeloEs89ZbHow is it 8pm. Where's dinner?@styx1234x ๐Ÿ‘ RT @Forbes: See the most attractive employers for engineering students in 2015: http://t.co/8kq6pIck87When you jump out of bed because you thought it was Monday.. http://t.co/nhHpZyva9z@grisuy Thank you for being so thoughtful! ๐Ÿ„ #milka@grisuy I'm home and I've guiltily opened and eaten a Milk egg. ๐Ÿ˜‹
I'm giving my cab driver a lecture on how waiting in line for anything isn't worth it.Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?!@stphnbckr @SoBendito Will I be seeing both of you gents this evening?"...baguette-munching babies in strollers."+ Gershwin tunes with swoony sax sounds โคEtta James on at coffee shop + cookies and coffee = perfect Saturday morning@boes_ @naufalsanaullah He's quite charming on IG-- @helloabner@ComfortablySmug are YOU up?
me rn ---> The Art of the Disco Nap: Sleeping between Happy Hour and a Night Out: http://t.co/Kcnw8PvTHoMichael Jackson deeeep cuts in the office ๐ŸŽถ http://t.co/2DJSwYX4RN
@ComfortablySmug ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Š#AlwaysInOurHeartsZaynMalik <3 http://t.co/WJVVsuCT6i
Retweeted by Katie@groditi @talktoskirt @SoBendito Ugh. Somebody just feed me pizza and scratch my back.@groditi @talktoskirt If that's the case, I'm pretty sure I don't know any men@talktoskirt The WORSTRadioheadโ€™s โ€œOK Computerโ€ to Be Archived by Library of Congress http://t.co/pPiaozoNp1
April @HBO will bring me joy-- Silicon Valley Season 2: https://t.co/YCKRFxrDAlStubborn Pay Gap Is Found in Nursing http://t.co/gVqh2HCKto
Retweeted by Katie@mattmiller1973 Not sure if this is sweet, creepy (because he included his home address), or sad. Or all three!Look what I found last night. Are you the woman of my dreams? http://t.co/a6jkTGhfFlNot wearing socks today because IDGAF anymore!@CotawantsaZima http://t.co/MOg4ZRSOHzB-FLOW! RT @stereogum: Watch @BrandonFlowers sing "Can't Deny My Love" on The Tonight Show http://t.co/BeTEBL8gHB http://t.co/rTurrnqvUb
@brothersly Girrrrl, you don't even know. http://t.co/Hy7OwdPnL2@darth Me too, darth. He's my forever baby. โค@darth Abner is going HAM for #NationalPuppyDay (yes he still celebrates after turning 1 year old). http://t.co/yHgEU4jcAp"It is a bed of lettuce." http://t.co/xMWIMm1xbp http://t.co/TTT3TzBENd
Retweeted by KatieYou'd have to buy my ticket too, thoughDoes anyone want to spend $200+/ticket and go to the Cavs/Nets game with me on Friday?
@Nebrewska ๐Ÿ˜’ RT @Forbes: Lincoln, Nebraska, is new to our list of the best places to retire: http://t.co/kZQCxppmaY http://t.co/nvxh2sLjTU@A_MICHELLI ๐Ÿ˜ญ RT @Wu_Tang_Finance: #MarchSadness http://t.co/WEj3M9M4WaRock On: Get in the right groove with rocker chic apparel for kids from @elevenparis http://t.co/SFpDz3FdoT http://t.co/Hb4uJM4ouz
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@ComfortablySmug http://t.co/3MDUBGkanm"I'm not looking at you. I'm objectifying you." - @pavy@ComfortablySmug @Food52 Ooh thanks ๐Ÿ˜ฏI Lost All My Friends in the Met Museum: A MemoirAbner-esque beard http://t.co/XK4vNEq9SaAmusing illustrations depict cats as famous deadly sins http://t.co/IUpFGDxNwB http://t.co/LAZrmXLoDe
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Wasted 15 minutes of my life trying to make my hair look decent. Thanks, snow. Thanks, OBAMA!Can't stop saying this all day https://t.co/obihfZFlWpI just found this in my bag! I honestly think someone slipped it in there! #Diego http://t.co/8dRieeMyAX@ashleyaliese Happy Birthday, B! <3 Hope you're doing something fabulous! http://t.co/5Sz9iP0G3M
@LilaHickey Yes.. I should have chilled it or something. BlarghMy last batch of cookies is having first pancake syndrome.@mnclde My life's motto@EmmaPowell84 Are you two in the UK?? I'm at your fave dentist right now. ๐Ÿ˜‰ And I have some neighborhood gossip!@naufalsanaullah bake and get baked!@naufalsanaullah You bring the goods, I'll bake.Should I bake brown butter and sea salt chocolate chip cookies or classic chocolate chip?? Obviously the former takes a little longer.@hassankhan @darth ๐Ÿ™†Want to understand how corporate the music industry has become? Just look at SXSW http://t.co/XY4ITIhEIt http://t.co/GJr65c12a2
Retweeted by Katie@hassankhan @darth Top hat cat then creepy guy with party hat... ALL ON YOUR FACE.@darth ๐ŸŽ‰ ๐ŸŽ‚Today is this handsome gentleman's 1st birthday. Be sure to send him your well-wishes! <3 http://t.co/NYe2kRQwyu@dasan @VICE I predict we shall hear about robot sex very soon.@dasan @VICE Definitely fluff, but still made me laugh.PSA Ladies & Gents: How to Survive a Sexual Dry Spell Without Lowering Your Standards http://t.co/XEMjYli3UC via @vice@_MissVP Aw. Her boyfriend is cute.@Jessica_Effect Maybe she'll get weird on our flight. RT @NME: Bjรถrk to headline Iceland Airwaves 2015 http://t.co/5Cjttd5fBB@ARTownsend Enjoying this emo suggestion this morning. ๐Ÿ‘ RIP Elliot.@TheRealMonocle Fair enough. In my defense, my egg-themed dinner looked as good as it tasted.
@nicolatheron @SamEdelmanSales really puts the bang in bangle, I suppose..@darth eggcellent!I just mastered cracking an egg with one hand. Does this up my credibility in domesticity?@darth!! That's close to my home! Can Abner join the party?Several New York City Bakeries To Offer Free Macarons On 6th Annual "Macaron Day NYC" http://t.co/G31wdzAAWv http://t.co/vQnHBMmtRx
Retweeted by KatieAmy Winehouse Documentary Announced https://t.co/Vkm5IFHhFR via @i_D@AvaAva2004 ๐Ÿ˜’ RT @NYMag: After experimenting with feces, man mails cyanide to the White House: http://t.co/6StUremmw9 http://t.co/2HDdPwy2X0
@kept_simple I want to be a listserv regular. I was thinking about that this morning. I hereby request more of your listserv drama tweets!@ezrafurman Clever. Has a nice ring to it. The music videos would have so much potential!Do your work and then go drink, kittens. http://t.co/YNaEdFVw3Z
@ashleyaliese https://t.co/UfUJzr2a5t@SwoozyC This is the part of our field that gives me a complex and rage.@k_ved I just watched this 18 times.Maybe one of my favorite vines of all time. https://t.co/uCXh8xsdZB
Retweeted by Katie@Jessica_Effect ๐Ÿ˜ฌ RT @_Cooper: This is the tensest video I've ever seen https://t.co/8EFDVEcO1o@BromonaTheBrave I can assist you, if you'd like. Stay tuned for email.@ComfortablySmug @mjciampa Just drink more water. With lemon. And GET WELL SOON.25 breakup albums to tug on your heartstrings http://t.co/Xdc6FsvKm1 http://t.co/FeAqNPEDou
Retweeted by KatieWhy Do Severed Goat Heads Keep Turning Up in Brooklyn? http://t.co/mP377mcnkG via @intelligencerBrooklyn, all over the maps http://t.co/uzsGz4T7r9 http://t.co/gKY7w5oRPG
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"The winds of March that make my heart a dancer..." | Etta James - These Foolish Things: https://t.co/km0s9qZLqu@talktoskirt @Nebrewska @Beeyotch_Please @gatorgoat Funny thing is, I already knew I was synched up with Travis's pup.@talktoskirt @Nebrewska @Beeyotch_Please @gatorgoat ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™ˆ@RussianBear Yes, sir. I did.
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