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“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Nirvana, 1988 (By Charles Peterson) http://t.co/FX8J42E6en
Retweeted by JaysonTellerA Mother Somehow Just Knows When Her Child Is On FireWhy can't people entertain me when I can't sleep?
10/20
2014
Why is it, whenever I buy new milk, I automatically assume whats left of the old milk is now bad?
10/18
2014
If racists become zombies would they not eat black people?.....or would they ONLY eat black people? #ZombiePhilosiphyQuestions101@ivymow7 Same...Suicide club?
10/16
2014
Parked next to a guy with the licenses plate "DND4LYF"
10/3
2014
"dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls" https://t.co/xtaWztlounDinosaur Laser Fight https://t.co/4mIlrIz0PEBe realistic http://t.co/MPtd4Ltwir
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10/2
2014
@ivymow7 @TheWeirdVines lol
10/1
2014
@ivymow7 2 words... "Cosplay-Stripper" Your welcome
9/30
2014
@OfficialKat Flying balls are an endangered species, you are a horrible person, shame on you!
9/15
2014
This is why your Internet is slow. And it’ll get worse. Unless you take 1 min to do this, now. http://t.co/7cmi43Khda http://t.co/G9nmiebir2
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9/10
2014
Police shoots dog because it intimidated him. Photo of what the media used and of the actual dog. http://t.co/qzWUYBYeKv #wtf #pics
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9/7
2014
@ericach0 I don't click on things that are not porn :P
9/6
2014
@ivymow7 Ew@ericach0 Ya, I'm glad I caught one of her shows a few years ago, Christ, she was old when I was a kid & I thought she'd out-live me.Goodbye, Joan. You deserved a louder death. #RIPJoanRivers
Retweeted by JaysonTeller"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." - Mother Teresa
Retweeted by JaysonTellerRIP @Joan_Rivers :(@ivymow7 I know! I saw her a few years ago at the admiral in Bremerton,she was so fkn funny, talkn bout draggin her vagina on the floor lol
9/4
2014
my new vape be like... http://t.co/ttl7s0Lbk5
9/2
2014
@ericach0 either way you are gonna be wearing a white skin bikini for a while.
9/1
2014
@Kris561_ There is a whole list.....it's national fap day@ivymow7 hey I live there@iLGDaily @Kris561_ The Fappening. Never forget
8/31
2014
PARTY TIP: Push your legs around and squish your ears. Then lightly tap on your eyelid while you grab your arm. THIS IS FUN!
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8/26
2014
As much as I enjoy watching celebs get cold water dumped on their heads, id much rather see a vid of them handing over a fatty check. #ALSThe Marina Trench Is Home To The Most Terrifying Animals In The World (15 Pics) ---> http://t.co/q0ELzRKTfw http://t.co/VwujPgTiCw
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8/23
2014
Ever listen to music so loud, that when you take the head phones off, you have to re-adjust the real world?
8/22
2014
Teary-Eyed Wrestlers Bid Farewell To Friends Made At SummerSlam http://t.co/HGeFsRhezw http://t.co/toRAH6u4Lf
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8/19
2014
Nope! A 4chan screenshot wasn't sold for $90,000 on eBay. 6 BS Stories That Fooled You On Facebook - http://t.co/Am0fTPcxqj
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8/16
2014
@BenAffleck You and Matt are related? holy shit! I hope you never suxed each-other off n shit http://t.co/5c05EvzmauTaking cocaine increases the chance of having a heart attack within the hour by 2,400%.
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8/15
2014
I took a shower and Robbin Williams was dead when I got out wtf?lol http://t.co/5gr5qfgX1iPARTY TIP: Don't be mean today.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerI'm in ALL the BOYBANDS! Meeeeeyooowwwwww! francosdaily http://t.co/MxgvsRi8OV
Retweeted by JaysonTellerThe 29 Most Stunning Places To Swim In The World. The View From #8 Is Incredible --> http://t.co/fbE1BA4vgK http://t.co/VtNKTPuoTf
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8/11
2014
@FedorasBox Any new Salem?
8/3
2014
@oliviamunn Crap! See I already have bleeding ribs but my bleeding rib medication cured my depression and I need that to kill myself. o0@oliviamunn How is "Bleeding ribs" preferable to anything? o0 If you got bleeding ribs you got problems.
7/29
2014
As time goes by, humans are becoming less and less empathetic. Today, we care about others 40% less than people in the 1980s did.
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7/22
2014
@ivymow7 Happy BIRTHDAY!!!! I miss your face...it clams my rage. o0
7/20
2014
Obviously AIDS has learned how 2 use surface 2 air missiles & have launched a counter attack, we should all be scared http://t.co/MKPVWsbbza
7/19
2014
"@UberFacts You can electrically shock a person's brain to greatly improve their math skills for up to 6 months." I need this.
7/13
2014
15 Incredible Lamps You Can Actually Make On Your Own. Is #4 Amazing Or Just Creepy? ---> http://t.co/cMiZGtiIx0 http://t.co/Jad8tc2ONK
Retweeted by JaysonTeller@ivymow7 Aw I missed purple hair? Damn! and yeah my blue faded just as fast.
6/27
2014
45 of the 50 most dangerous cities in the world (ranked by murder rate) are in America.
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6/23
2014
You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies. ~ Pablo Picasso http://t.co/K0LRnCeEpL
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6/18
2014
"we are all just sentient jelly piloting a bone-mech."
6/15
2014
I just stepped on a bee that was in my house, fucker stung my toe, all bees must die. http://t.co/pzwlt4E1rD
6/3
2014
@ivymow7 Practice@UberFacts That's not true...they don't know for sure what it meant.@ivymow7 Hammertime
5/31
2014
@OfficialKat @UberFacts Never cites its sources
5/30
2014
@ivymow7 Eat the rich! https://t.co/TrXG7dfmro
5/24
2014
Im back from the depths of no internets...omg its beautiful!
5/23
2014
@Hillmajesty its the Jews ear juice...it's filled with vitamins
5/12
2014
I feel like I spend most of the day charging shit...I even charge my cigarettes now o0 #oneplugtochargethemall@DaneCook #somethingweird o0 http://t.co/ISjo0neTIZ@DaneCook #somethingweird Dangerous? http://t.co/7FU51EJY4w@mtkayyye I WANNNA SEEEEEEE!@DaneCook #somethingweird whaaa? http://t.co/U6QS5funIq@DaneCook #somethingweird This wins http://t.co/ZS6xJLx1ru@DaneCook This wins http://t.co/2HabC8Kqf4
5/10
2014
"Fuck it - I'm eating babies, this is bullshit." - Louis CK.
5/7
2014
@ivymow7 Your cats drunk
5/3
2014
This was my Barney growing up >:) https://t.co/GFSsKfWdub
4/30
2014
I stalked a stalker once. No one out creeps this guy.@ivymow7 I enjoy watching that movie just cuz I love it when Rose is like, "i'll never let you go" and then dumps his frozen corpse :P@oliviamunn Just saw Robocop, u know its good when u walk around the house making robot sounds, tell your man he did a good job :P
4/29
2014
@mtkayyye Lucky goose :PI love red heads but the thought of having ginger children >< god forbid it was a boy...Id leave him out in the cold for the white walkers
4/28
2014
Elephants kill more than 500 people every year. They have been known to also rape and kill grown rhinos.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerI just pored chunky milk into my coffee ><@ivymow7 Dun be sad Ivy
4/26
2014
There is a pig sleeping in my flower bed.... I just shit my pants smoking outside in the dark.The U.S. has 115,000 janitors, 83,000 bartenders, 323,000 restaurant servers, and 80,000 heavy-duty truck drivers with bachelor’s degrees.
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4/25
2014
@ivymow7 http://t.co/nPt5aBjSrPBeing funny isn't as useful as being the one who laughs. 4 Shocking Psychological Dark Sides of Being Funny - http://t.co/aedJWpw7CV
Retweeted by JaysonTellerVaginas stay lubricated with a substance called "squalene" - This can also be found in the livers of sharks.
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4/21
2014
Sperm is highly effective at treating wrinkles - Many anti-aging products are using materials similar to sperm because of how well it works.
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4/18
2014
@ivymow7 She is really lame. I mean Ive never met her but thats prolly cuz she is so lame and I can't be around that.It's just too mch lame
4/17
2014
@DoubleSixx Same :(GO AWAY CLOUDS! i WANT TO SEE THE BLOOD MOON TONIGHT! I DIDN'T GET THIS GOAT 2 SACRIFICE FOR NOTHING! #WASTATESUXFORRITUALSARIFICES
4/14
2014
@ivymow7 @wynterhanson NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
4/13
2014
Man I wish I was at Coachella right nowOrganic and nutritious food actually costs about 10 times as much as candy and junk food.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerhttp://t.co/E20kbNWCsMOver $43 billion worth of unopened, edible food is thrown away in the U.S. every year.
Retweeted by JaysonTellerBeware of Vending Machines! 25 Real Facts That Make Common Fears Way Less Scary - http://t.co/iRlF4md4pa | http://t.co/RzElSn0xoV
Retweeted by JaysonTeller“When you learn to love hell, you will be in heaven.” —Thaddeus Golas
Retweeted by JaysonTellerThis is both racist and creepy. http://t.co/K7j7KHFMzW@ivymow7 Welcome to insomnia land, My name is Jay, I'll be showing you to your insanity... This way please.@ivymow7 But if you stay awake Santa Clause will never come....
4/12
2014
@ivymow7 Hey if you find some beer you got a party!https://t.co/xDelg8IgmZ@ericach0 Ok but how long do I have to keep them crossed? I have to do homework.
4/11
2014
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