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Seattle. Princeton seminary grad 2008, straight ally of the gays, former Christian minister, now agnostic maybe? Proud uncle.

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@PaperWash penis cheese@TheMikeSalk oh my godlooks like the party is over http://t.co/94ZmBsijuf
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7/27
2015
Hell hath no fury like a Twitter user who suspects someone else of stealing their joke/tweet.
7/26
2015
@cosmos4u @NewHorizonsIMG are those striated areas ancient river beds? Or is it too cold for any liquid...@Whisper this is lame af@JonU235 you should get a job operating the $SRPT newsfeed.Hey $QURE, stop shitting the bed
7/24
2015
Try and tell me that this pic of #Mars doesn't give you goosebumps. TRY ❤ Credit: @NASAJPL http://t.co/bMSQni8UN4 http://t.co/uTMGsrwNyZ
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@AdamSinger damn, that steak looks phenomenal
7/23
2015
[Image] I'm sure it's a repost but (stupidity enough) it gets me through my day. http://t.co/SWLj5JNn3s
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@Tedblake1968Ted or evolution)?@Tedblake1968Ted is it heartfelt? Do you really believe this stuff? And not to be rude, but do you also deny other things (heliocentricity@Tedblake1968Ted the whole idea of denying the scientific community and the evidence.@Tedblake1968Ted (2) are just being paid by oil companies. But you don't gain from that financially. So when did you decide to buy into@Tedblake1968Ted honestly you fascinate me. How did you come to these conclusions? I tend to believe that most politicians who say this@Tedblake1968Ted so rising temps in 1922 refute all modern scientific claims to rising temps today? Nice.@Tedblake1968Ted see- that's why I love this country! You are free to believe whatever you want! Good for you. Best of luck.@AdamSinger @Gdubya1 honestly. Was CG really that inept??@Tedblake1968Ted honest question: cyclical changes take 60,000-300,000 years. This one appears to be taking 100. You don't find that odd?The bad news is, even faced with that evidence, they will have conspiracy and hearsay on their side, and fools tend to listen to foolsThe best thing about climate change deniers is that they are obviously not built for longevity (in 10 years it will be self evident)@Tedblake1968Ted @SciencePorn of course it is. The problem is that all evidence points to this change not being cyclical (intensity, speed)@Tedblake1968Ted @SciencePorn ah, thanks.@Tedblake1968Ted @SciencePorn with conspiracy theorists like you, I always wonder who you think benefits from the supposed "propaganda"?
7/22
2015
I don't think Snoop in the Wire realized she was on tv. I think that was just her actually thugging out and it got recorded.@CNBC why all the exclamation points? Is he on speed?@avflox beautiful
7/21
2015
@DavidPoland Eddie Redmayne looks good@based_ball we dis it!!@Explosm I was gonna say- that's WAY too thick to be an actual penis. Way, way too thick. Too long too. Right?So where is $SRPT going to be on 11/22 just before Adcom? Over/Under $40.00@StockCats @KDaimler yet it costs more than ever to fill up a tank of gas
7/20
2015
@CNBC ex machina house?A few minutes ago a pro surfer almost got taken by a shark https://t.co/v3WVB53cj5
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7/19
2015
@realDonaldTrump you are a whoreThis is the new greatest tweet of all time https://t.co/RbTGxAdFEAEvery day I'm thankful that I no longer choose to live in the artificial reality of a Christian worldview. Every. Single. Day.@davidjchie @WSJD @KimKardashian I break the Internet too@davidjchie @WSJD making good hiring decisions mostlyIf you do one thing this weekend, go see @TrainwreckMovie . It's really, really funny. And @JohnCena is hilarious.@rodmarphoto yes. Yes yes yes.@colinokeefe Russell Branyon? Exactly
7/18
2015
@JesusNeedsNewPR @franklingraham of course he hates an awful lot of people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯@JesusNeedsNewPR @franklingraham yeah, I think that's true.@JesusNeedsNewPR @franklingraham why- he isn't listening. He hasn't listened in over 15 years.@3Dingo @AP lol@GSElevator that explains my problem@BtBScore we're #1! We're #1@jane_bot definitely a boner
7/17
2015
@universetoday the Agent?
7/16
2015
@outlawz616 and email settings never work. Live turned off email a hundred times.The scene as President Obama's motorcade arrived at his hotel in Oklahoma City tonight. Photo by @dougmillsnyt http://t.co/L7e9TCrOPQ
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@ProspectInsider for bedard??@colinokeefe they better not have@Tyler_Hardman seems like most of this story is made up anyhow http://t.co/wQXtzqCSwb@Tyler_Hardman I think your profession of liberalism was disingenuous. Good luck though. God bless.@Tyler_Hardman that's what I would do, but that isn't what people want. And it's not what I want, it's not my body.One of the nice things about Twitter is by and large the idiots you find on Facebook aren't around. This is a reminder they are still around@Tyler_Hardman that's your opinion, good for you. How would you provide free, safe, and easy access to planning and abortions if not PP?Omg, read all the false information and trolling against planned parenthood at the #PlannedParenthood hashtag. Conservative Twitter lol@realstevepool car! (Or pet gorilla)marshawn lynch doing marshawn lynch things http://t.co/S5Y7fHcjTi (h/t @johnpboyle) http://t.co/hlTudv5iUj
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@minakimes @johnpboyle teriSocki chicken amiright??@given2tweet follow the rulesI'm concerned that we as a society have lost sight of the true meaning of #PrimeDay
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7/15
2015
It's crazy how far that is https://t.co/XFUZ0VnsnyFirst high resolution image of Pluto causes concern: http://t.co/ZVIT0BEFX6
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@tlrd yes, they want to pay you money, why not? Your followers know not to vote for him
7/14
2015
@AP this really gets my goat@RonBorges @Edwerderespn I would guess that makes a person a burn out and a grouch, not a champion@Deadspin "dick game is A1"? Wow, she sounds like a keeper 😒@Match I live on the islands. But I live in town here.@Match thank you. My problem is I live in Seattle and my stream is always girls from Bremerton/bainbridge/port orchard. It's like it thinks@SeaTimesFotoKen @A_Jude lol...is he expecting the bullpen to hit with RISP?@davidjchie platform), but that's maybe longer term.@davidjchie ah man that's tough to say. I'm wary for sure. I really like their foray into daily fantasy football leagues (they have a good
7/13
2015
@Live_Cell and apparently turns you into a gymnast pornstar stripper?@cloudypianos whate,ver do you, mean?Greatest tweet of all time https://t.co/TiY0cm9IjlHow empty is space? How far is it to the other planets? This page allows you to scroll between the planets. Whew. http://t.co/oknnwGP5Pq
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@MorryTaylor no thanks broHey, people trying to make Jordan Spieth a big deal. Just stop, ok? He's boring and nobody cares.@AdamSinger especially if they are all coming to Seattle...it's been too hot here for babies@Simi_Fehoko @Chris_Fetters purple and gold baby@Dicedotcom shawshank!
7/12
2015
@KimDotcom I'll come now the lawn for a week if you buy my ticket@dan_goodguys @DavisHsuSeattle I agree...I think I'm of anyone on this team Zunino is the dude you want on your side in a rumble@Match I like the app so far but 2 probs: it keeps searching for women that live far away, and I turned of all emails but get them anyway@TMFJMo @HillaryClinton @GolfChannel @JDCLASSIC lol. Too bad he's gotta wear that UA stuff tho, it's so uncomfortable!@MousDiak @Trevornoah is nobody talking about the fact that Stosur can magically keep that tennis ball in the air??Life hack: Be born super hot.
Retweeted by Jeffrey Maxin@MoneyLynch @GavinNewsom @fam1stfam awesome@RobertUpshaw24 @Chris_Fetters woot!!
7/11
2015
This dead Raccoon thing is so awesome http://t.co/dVpW8vZ98T@OreoSpeedwagon_ same@hazelmotes1 oh my god yesExxon knew of climate change in 1981, email says – but it funded deniers for 27 more years. http://t.co/3YzQDnm6c5
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7/10
2015
@Mariners seriously can they bring dogs every day? Maybe it will help the bats@minakimes https://t.co/MZU8Z71g3N
7/9
2015

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