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Creative maker, internet geek, bionic chef, & brooklynite. Currently @yipit. Formerly @nestio @techstars.

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Charlie Brown Christmas!!! (at @BrooklynLyceum in Brooklyn, NY) https://t.co/bgXiCtIrrk
12/20
2014
@pfeffunit Do you know me at all?@pfeffunit Oddly enough, 👏 is for 69% off.Has anyone used emoji as a promo code? As in, 20% OFF with code: 👉👌@hotmesstess @bdotdub @swooders @keenen Money really changed you guys.@hotmesstess Yo that type rendering is messed up WTF TIMEHOP.@awgross I could deal with a little less Christmas music hate from you today.@asmith83 Yeah they asked what state you were from when you bought the holiday promotion. Love it.@asmith83 Amazing. They also sent me a report on all the people/companies who gave money to my local elected official. (Schumer)How is Cards Against Humanity bribing public officials with your money? http://t.co/ow4aum4krU (cc @asmith83)
12/19
2014
Current Status: http://t.co/mgpuYVj4mc
12/18
2014
Let's get real, the secret to the new Uber economy is not just programmers and magic phones, it's wealth inequality: http://t.co/MNXY3NOCUH
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
12/17
2014
An awesome day in Beacon with these amazing jokers. @ Beacon Falls Trail http://t.co/LmlKcJXHns
12/14
2014
🎶 All I want for Christmas is you. 🎶 @ Plug Uglies http://t.co/YRqBcHNn1a
12/13
2014
@HomeAway Your unsubscribe process is abysmal, unreliable, and you should feel and about it.@usefultheory Heh, It's cool. I'll just hug my christmas tree tonight and everything will be fine.@usefultheory An extremely nice station agent fished it out for me and was sorry that the screen was shattered. Life goes on.@joshmateo @nm_forms I've never sprinted to rage so quickly.I'm angry.Also, I apologize to everyone at the Bedford stop who then had to hear me yell a few choice profanities.Having some impatient bitch with a big-ass bag knock my phone onto the subway tracks is exactly how I wanted to start this morning.
12/12
2014
The Lion King Christmas Special starring @joshmateo and Sully. http://t.co/Z5v8ahPnjNAll my Apple cables rip apart in 1-3 months while all my 3rd party cables last years. You would not guess this based on price.
12/11
2014
CURRENT STATUS: http://t.co/cYFfI2dtOl
12/10
2014
I fall in love with this city over and over again. http://t.co/nJifo3XJLwClarks Deal via Trending App: Up to 50% off Select Styles + Extra 10% off w/ Code https://t.co/va6tRM8ydY http://t.co/HjDn86WTrcThe war on Christmas continues! http://t.co/93SRA2uVbz"I bake b/c I’m proud I have something to show at the end, but more excited by the idea of sharing it w/others." http://t.co/qGtT3MZnKr
12/9
2014
@laurenwick I've been going with "Fuckfully yours,"@nm_forms http://t.co/S6ksOQ2boj!!!Getting some serious internet love on my SVG Loaders (http://t.co/KLhIwJoTZP), thank you all for the tweets and follows!
Retweeted by Matt RaoulTypical Sunday. Merry Christmas. @ Tropical 128 http://t.co/iPZUH8lbMX
12/8
2014
@usefultheory Happy Birthday!@laurenwick …fuck.@laurenwick I fixed a typo so you can favorite the new tweet if you want no pressure or anything.I'm gonna post a photo of my lunch on @producthunt because apparently it doesn't matter what you post on producthunt.The tradition continues. cah http://t.co/NX8YEyjNM6It's like Apple just wants to see how many different asset sizes they can require before someone snaps…
12/5
2014
Hey. sears Portrait Studio! @ Yipit http://t.co/dhu1mx8MitMERRY CHRISTMAS! (@ Yipit HQ in New York, NY w/ @joshmateo @dangertam @jsnsck @ianwestcott) https://t.co/7GjjTCIsXT http://t.co/Q2fFeSaM33@rickwebb Yesssssss.@rickwebb Yeah when are you getting this on spotify so I can include it in all the Christmas playlists? (& your amazing O Holy Night cover)@pfeffunit I'm gonna play this on the office sonos.Today, let's all watch @wintertown's famous holiday time Mayor's Address from 2008. https://t.co/sjFtsdeQKGThere's so much wrong with this. https://t.co/89e0A5kFRN
12/4
2014
@nm_forms http://t.co/bAoWbhmNx4"I can't accept the existence of an absinthe-laced pastry. I just can't. I wish you well." - Internet Commenter@joshmateo Careful, dude, people can read this tweets and then they might not hire you.@joshmateo #hiccups
12/3
2014
@usefultheory Ha, so perfect http://t.co/sQoIA2liDn@dangertam 'human'Just had a lovely, human experience because of a random @foursquare encounter over a year ago in Berlin. It warmed my icy heart.We're sending humans to Mars! Watch our #JourneytoMars briefing live today at 12pm ET: http://t.co/6XtjOi1yJo #Orion http://t.co/wrf89sn35A
Retweeted by Matt Raoul"History is no longer written simply by the victors…" - @connieschultz http://t.co/hlo9kK3WPqMy friends daughter is raising money for Partners In Health for her 9th birthday. Help this girl out! https://t.co/9MmBEqgSaF
12/2
2014
@joshmateo SITH YOU GUESSED IT.Yas. RT @ItsToriScott: 1 week until I'm back @JoesPub spreading drunken holiday cheer. Do you have your tix? http://t.co/QQlmN5puJg#GlasswarePorn@rw Nothing official. I'm thinking of making CC employer agnostic. It's the clear next step.@ryantomorrow All the more hands to decorate a tree with!It's that time of year again where I will like ANY photo you post of a christmas tree. Even if I hate you.
12/1
2014
My parents were always the biggest fans of my art, no matter how crappy it was. http://t.co/2N7jBe6DL4
11/28
2014
We're clearly not related. meshel35 kkelly920 http://t.co/i0wMrnFlVEDO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW WHATS HAPPENING OUTSIDE? @ Haskell http://t.co/v6mZ8ab2x8@nm_forms BRINELYPHE
11/26
2014
@kmaverick I've had good luck dealing with local realtors that manage big rental houses. At least in areas like Virginia & Myrtle beach.@joshmateo DAT RUG THO
11/25
2014
I'm a leg man. RT @nm_forms: FRIENDSGIVING. http://t.co/Tjk2EfpnF8
11/24
2014
This is how I end Sunday dinner parties. #turkeyleg #champagne #class http://t.co/7nQrOVtxiSNot everyone is thankful at friendsgiving. @ Casterlycock http://t.co/eMomnFfMTZ
11/23
2014
Dear @yipit, I made you this pie. Happy Thanksgiving! @ Yipit http://t.co/ZwhbGTbghcMy niece is apparently thankful for the world, God, her dog, & the army. No mention of Uncle Matt.What do the Smith children think about Immigration Reform?I think this pretty much sums up everything about @Uber https://t.co/yH0ggUdYk3This is amazing. RT @arainert: #productivity #blessed #belieber 13 Amazing Food & Life Hacks You Need to Know http://t.co/E8rKRMg3HmUber for Illegal Immigrants AM I TOO LATE TO MAKE THIS JOKE?So unfortunate. - Aereo files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. http://t.co/rjpv5WyILa
11/21
2014
How to say Mitt Romney in different languages. http://t.co/DxOSvOL6jm
11/20
2014
I just got a fax from @tiredofnick. http://t.co/2ySaXKYPyN@nm_forms I ALSO FORGOT TO START MAKING ICE. WE'RE FUCKED.@nm_forms I FORGOT TO SHAKE THE INFUSIONS THIS MORNING.The This PAC Has Nothing To Do With Taylor Swift PAC http://t.co/RdDCHDIPJQ
Retweeted by Matt RaoulApple's new typeface, 'San Francisco', can only be used with Apple Products according to the license agreement. #YeahOkay@stevorighthere @lexyapostolou No I meant feel it like you feel music in your heart. Not like you feel hair with your fingers.
11/19
2014
@lexyapostolou My new hobby!I don't know what any of this means please send help.Yeah I've been on the phone all day.I'm a Peggy in the sheets but I'm a total Joan on the phone.Global warming strikes America! Brrrr!
Retweeted by Matt Raoul
11/18
2014
Meteor showers and stuff. http://t.co/9pnfnPsPxWOh Christ, @alex_trevor, it's cabbie cabbie jam jams! http://t.co/uAvtPBAu0t@awgross The pie died.Hey @awgross. http://t.co/vuZWwHNlCh@ashleyluvspizza @ideo Woo!Bible System Updates: 2.1 Fixes “Immaculate Conception” glitch. All conceptions now maculate. (obv @meganamram) http://t.co/ZsjLjftJSyThe Yelp Prison Review Faxbot - "Whenever the script finds a new review it automatically sends a fax to that prison…" http://t.co/sRNecIFkpi
11/17
2014
@UsefulTheory Totally fine. But man, what an asshole.I just got hit by a cab. It was weird.
11/15
2014
@HeyMikeMa At any moment in time, how many Nancy Pelosi's do you think are Nancy Pelosi-ing in my hair?
11/14
2014
When you photoshop, there's no guarantee you won't get photoshopped back. https://t.co/lAcIvC97uq (thx @vacanti)
11/13
2014
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