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Rob Ruminski @ruminski Melbourne, Australia

Politics. Music. Moving pictures. Beer. Food. Baseball. Assorted detritus. Opinions belong to whoever poured my drink. RTs mean we're going steady. Lumbersexual

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Frisky Rant: If You Pay Your Employees Crap, Have The Decency To Stand By It http://t.co/9KLm8zBT02
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@RobynElyse Well said!HAHAHAHA. I so want to be her when I grow up. RT @miranda_maybe: .@JaneTribune The Dowager on Religion. http://t.co/UwyQzevhMs
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWhilst Big Gay is convenient, I always try and shop Local Gay when I can. To support the little guy.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiEnvironmental Defenders Offices to close after Brandis leaves them out of reversal on legal aid cuts http://t.co/8lIUKgTlCg
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski.@AmandaMarcotte nails it: http://t.co/jmmfEoadLC
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Pretty dramatic Indianapolis Star front page today - http://t.co/ybzfiMjlDS
Retweeted by Rob Ruminskiyou came to the wrong neighborhood... http://t.co/Sjj19GlZ3S
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@staggerly More "I don't belong here, but you obviously do belong here."Pretty sure that the look you get from other patrons at Maccas after 9 PM is the same look you get from other patrons at the STD clinic.@HappySinger this is your fault.@HappySinger http://t.co/zr4CfTkdEx#Indiana. Where you can marry your cousin while carrying assault rifles, but gay people are refused a cheeseburger. http://t.co/gSZcZywFKS
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@chaskitchen http://t.co/QuADa1AjrEwe found love in a hopeless place http://t.co/lrHuhoqgKt
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSpent the afternoon learning all about mezcal with the Cortés brothers from Casa Cortés, makers of @MezcalJolgorio. So much knowledge.Me too! RT @jonoabroad: I'll boycott any businesses showing these posters. http://t.co/MDzC5DFsoQ via @vanbadham
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWhen we talk about homophobia amongst boys, we need to address misogyny -- the root issue is one of feminisation: http://t.co/9iqXUOaK86BWAHAHAHA you all thought that the public health wowsers would stop at cigarettes. http://t.co/5C6woGinEWI want one of these. The rest of the world would probably feel much safer if I didn't have one: http://t.co/hMSdlfqf5L@EricaLScott @JillianKeenan @teripanda @dylanzmckee Make that five.@JillianKeenan @teripanda @dylanzmckee @EricaLScott OK, so this might be degenerating into #bdsmorbdsm@JillianKeenan @teripanda @dylanzmckee @EricaLScott "I'll give you something to cry about."@EricaLScott @dylanzmckee @JillianKeenan I am so guilty of this.@teripanda @dylanzmckee @JillianKeenan @EricaLScott Jesus, how could I forget this one?@JillianKeenan @DannyLuvsCoffee @EricaLScott "Look, I know you hate me now, but you'll thank me later." #exerciseorbdsm@EricaLScott @JillianKeenan "You did this to yourself." #exerciseorbdsm@JillianKeenan @EricaLScott YES!@JillianKeenan "Nobody said that this was going to be easy." #exerciseorbdsm@JillianKeenan "come on, just five more and then you're done!" #exerciseorbdsm@JillianKeenan http://t.co/8YwOPaBrZR@JimSRush So does your mum!@JimSRush I am going to steal your dog.If you yearn for the days when England was overrun with orcs, Nazgul and evil wizards, you should vote UKIP https://t.co/NXsJDp88v3
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiNever stop being you, NT News. RT @TheNTNews: VIRGIN LANDS FIRST ROUTE http://t.co/HovWOYfiu7'De-politicised' i.e. does not involve students or unions http://t.co/fRSMUpzdJC
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThat escalated quickly. http://t.co/yCvX7n2xHK
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiTIDAL backwards is LADIT, which everyone knows is Czech for "to tune" Who tunes? I tune. iTunes. Stay woke.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWe're canceling our 5/7 show in Indianapolis. “Indiana Religious Freedom Restoration Act” feels like thinly disguised legal discrimination.
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Re: the previous RT, this is happening soon and you should come.We are privileged to have William Wemyss, founder of Wemyss Malts & Darnley's View Gin in The Back Room to... http://t.co/QflCwCGu1C
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiAustralia's tax system encourages speculators, rent-seekers and tax dodgers. There's lots of scope for good change: http://t.co/BdR8TKlsqw
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWhere do y'all get your fancypants kitchen wares online? I need a corkscrew.This is the best cricket gif of all time (via @slackhq). http://t.co/LC9X7S3gyT
Retweeted by Rob Ruminskisome plonker in the federal government emails Obama's passport number to a footy tourney organiser but yeah our metadata: safe as houses
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiYou enormous fuckpuppets. You absolute clowns. You send people's identifying details in plain text email.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiMaybe because it's a landline? http://t.co/WgQtwcmtc1
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiPersonal details of world leaders accidentally revealed by G20 organisers http://t.co/ny3EgcFIES hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@clembastow What is the world coming to?Paleo baby food blogger Charlotte Carr making money doing voiceovers for KFC, Coca-Cola and Cadbury’s http://t.co/RU5Kvoypup
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiBREAKING: People celebrate major achievement with night of revelry, consume intoxicating beverages. *clutches pearls, fans self*@l_astir @poppyparaw Beldiland sounds like an update to the old board game Candyland. But with pingers instead of candy.@mattbrick1 @moondogbrewing https://t.co/Xn9EZ9xSAjWhen you and your mate are having beef and the only logical way to settle it is... http://t.co/Ataa7jimg9
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSBS news presenters urged to run 'quirky' and not 'turn-off' stories http://t.co/qWM2mudKwH
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@Melissa_Moyle Don't blame you. You've heard my thoughts on real estate types.@Melissa_Moyle Any word on the new place?#TwitpicYourCelebBlocks http://t.co/oV5AdqpfKn
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@aptronym @bennyzeee BEST SO FAR.Hey @auspost - why are your drivers too lazy to walk to the door? We just sprung one putting a card to call in the box straight away.Always look to improve the User Experience, in this case Grandma's remote controls #UX http://t.co/rbBx9icuU2
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@5dimebagel https://t.co/OllotbXH1Qhttp://t.co/dBlct7Orb5
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@BigBangFuzz @alisterrobbie Nice one.Am I the only one who finds this headline hilarious #afl http://t.co/L5q9uCDrrk
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSext: so do you want this book back or should I keep it and still not read it for the next couple years
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiI think @alisterrobbie is trying to seduce me, playing this over and over again this morning: http://t.co/O01jwfl0SC @BigBangFuzzNot sure what I like more: that @moondogbrewing has made a Bloody Mary beer, or Adrian's Wesley Willis shout-out: http://t.co/JBYLMSmUcOMonday morning and i’m searching @BigBangFuzz for erotic music. Also, my mum is in the edit suite. Hi Mum… http://t.co/ayyd3Q222O
Retweeted by Rob Ruminskiwhen u have a bad time at a nice place http://t.co/Vo9qGTYr7e
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@AtticusThomas I'm so happy that my artist has exactly one opening every six months, if I'm lucky. Keeps me making sane decisions.That was underwhelming #CWC15Final@mattbrick1 Most people do. Most of the time.My friend sent me this. It's real. I am in awe http://t.co/Yfv0v3ashH
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@ruminski Alehouse of the Great Northern would make an amazing Scandanavian rock band name.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@thirstyinmelb change of plans for me - heading to the Rainbow.@indefensible Cool. See you there.@indefensible Nice. What time?@ruminski *orThinking of heading to Alehouse of The Great Northern later to watch the cricket if anyone's keen?@thewobblythong @crowbz @sirhendo @cailyoung @brewnut Giddy up.
@thelisaskye SO MANY LULZGreat afternoon tasting at the Winestyle Autumn Market. No surprise that @ExCellarAU had all of the standouts.This could be us but you playin http://t.co/hIplqyU50x
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiOH at my booth (about Young Libs): ‘have you ever seen people who look so uncomfortable about being young’
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@BrashHiggins Hey there, fuckface! http://t.co/DH8tcZa3dA@HappySinger but how I wish it was true.Many people have contacted me about what I wrote yesterday, so here's a little update. http://t.co/mZEx58lxGf
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@HappySinger That looks like a parody site?
In happier news, I'm stupidly excited to be seeing Rocky Horror on the big screen for the first time in years tonight at @astor_theatre@DavidParis m8 you are so far into the danger zone 2nite.I figured he'd follow the suggested route. By the time I realised he was going a different way, it was too late.Jesus Christ, it's like this Uber driver programmed "route with the worst traffic" into his GPS.@aptronym I'm sure they all think it's the girl's fault for being there.@aptronym I went to one of those schools, with those families. I've seen the entitlement firsthand, and what gets swept under the rug..@aptronym he's rich, powerful, and connected. By the rules of our society, that means he's entitled to whatever he wants.They should throw away the key. This smug, entitled fuck will rape again once he's served his three years: http://t.co/Hfu9QBdL8y.@kateiselin on her profound, psychologically harrowing encounter with very personal online abuse: http://t.co/7kkq6iTyQF It's a great read.Government Plans Platinum Welfare Card To Stop Rich People Purchasing Cocaine http://t.co/BoXaTnsa2P http://t.co/sgsEHXHpXy
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@thewobblythong you know I'm a sook when it comes to technology.